So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
