Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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