Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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