hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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