'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
