Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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