I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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