dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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