: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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