From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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