SEEEEXXX PLEASE
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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