we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She's the barista slut.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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