watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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