Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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