i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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