you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Holy sore nipples Batman
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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