I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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