How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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