New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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