ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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