We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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