The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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