Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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