Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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