But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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