question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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