So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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