would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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