question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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