Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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