What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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