tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
