we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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