He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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