'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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