I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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