none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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