Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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