yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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