do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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