yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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