quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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