yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
