hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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