In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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