dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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