i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I currently don't understand fingers.
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