Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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