Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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