White coat. Heels.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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