If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
