In the future we'll all be gay
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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