think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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