he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Sacagawea was the original milf.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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