Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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